SMALL BUSINESS
Blues
POV
It's 6:47 am.
You haven\'t even had coffee yet.
You haven\'t even had coffee yet.
f
Meta Ads Manager
Daily summary: $87.40 spent Β· 0 leads.
now
Somewhere on X, right now
B
Brenda\'s Bake Shop
@brendasbakes Β· 4h
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spent $500 on facebook ads this month and got TWO LEADS πππ
somebody tell me i\'m not the only one
somebody tell me i\'m not the only one
π¬ 1.2Kπ 4.8Kβ€οΈ 47Kπ 1.2M views
There\'s a song about this.
Blues.
a tragedy in 3 verses βͺ
6:47AM
f
Meta Ads Manager
Your campaign "My Business Ad" spent $87.40 yesterday Β· 0 leads
now
f
Facebook
3 people reacted to your post (your mom, your aunt, you)
2m
$
Chase Business
$500.00 ad spend payment processed
4m
βWoke up this mornin', checked my ads againβ
f
Meta Ads Manager β Campaign Performance
Campaigns
Ad Sets
Ads
| Campaign | Status | Results | Reach | CPM | Cost per result | Amount spent |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| My Business Ad β Boosted Post | Active | 2Leads |
47,392 | $10.64 | $250.00 | $500.00 |
β Cost per lead is 1,567% above the industry benchmark. Try optimizing your audience or creative.
βSpent $500, ain't got but two leads inβ
π₯ Ad Set: Audience Targeting
π Worldwide
Targeting Settings
LocationWorldwide π
Age18 β 65+
GenderAll
LanguagesAll
Interestsβ None β
4.2 BILLION
Estimated reach
βBoostin' posts on Facebook, targetin' the whole dang worldβ
π Meta Pixel Helper
v1.18.2
Domain
mybusiness.weebly.com
Pixel ID
β none β
Status
β NO PIXEL DETECTED
Events captured (last 7 days)
0
π¦ PageSpeed Insights β mybusiness.weebly.com
Performance18
Accessibility32
Best Practices25
SEO24
Last updated2014
βMy pixel ain't installed, and my landing page is oldβ
I got the small business
Blues.
Conversion Funnel
Impressions
89,103
β 99.5% drop Β· 88,680 lost
Clicks
423
β 80% drop Β· 336 bounced
Landing Page Views
87
β 86% drop Β· 75 left
Form Starts
12
β 83% drop Β· 10 abandoned
Submits
2
βI got the small business blues, my ads just don't convertβ
Daily ad spend
$500
ββββ
βββ +400% MoM
π₯
4242 Β·Β·Β·Β· Β·Β·Β·Β· 0000
SMALL BUSINESS LLC
DECLINED Β· Balance: $4.17
βI got the small business blues, watchin' my ad spend hurtβ
SYSTEM STATUS
β
Tracking
No pixel Β· No UTMs Β· No source attribution
β
Follow-up
0 automated texts Β· 0 emails Β· 0 reminders
β
Hook
"We're the best in town!" β generic copy
β
Plan
Posting and praying since 2019
βNo tracking, no follow-up, no hook, no planβ
I got the
small business
small business
Blues.
Doin' the best I can.
Competitor
B
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Me
M
Hi! We're the best in town! Call us today! π
π€
Β© stock photo
SHUTTERSTOCK
π· Stock photo
linktr.ee/mybusiness
Call (555) 123-4567
Like Page
βMy competitor's runnin' video, mine's a stock photoβ
$
Chase Business
ACH transfer: $5,000.00 to Marketing Agency Inc. Β· Processed
48d ago
!
Account Activity
No campaigns launched Β· No reports received Β· 0 calls returned
since
π» GHOSTED
βMy agency ghosted me after they cashed the checkβ
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WELCOME TO MY BUSINESS WEBSITE !!! β
β
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BEST IN TOWN !!! β
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CALL NOW !!! β
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WELCOME TO MY BUSINSS!
π§ UNDER CONSTRUCTION π§
We are the best in town. Call us. Or click these buttons. Maybe both!
VISITORS: 001,247
Site built by my nephew Tyler (age 14) β
Β© 2007
βMy nephew built my website, now it's a total wreckβ
LEADS β Q2
β’ John 555-1234 β call him back??
β’ Sarah from the gym β lawn care?
β’ THE GUY FROM SATURDAY β URGENT!!
β’ Brenda? Brandon? something w/ a B
β’ Mike, 8675309
β’ Tall guy at Home Depot β wanted quote
β’ That referral my brother sent β ?
β’ 555-???? β left voicemail, who??
$$$
MISSING
Last seen
in the truck
somewhere
(maybe the diner?)
somewhere
(maybe the diner?)
βAnd my CRM's a notebook that I lost last weekβ
Meanwhile, at every small business...
π
Boosted Posts
avg $217 CPL
π»
Ghost Agencies
avg $3,000 lost
π
Notebook CRM
avg 41% leads forgotten
ββͺ β« instrumental break βͺ β«β
Blues.
nextlevelcrm.io