SMALL BUSINESS
Blues
POV
It's 6:47 am.
You haven\'t even had coffee yet.
f
Meta Ads Manager
Daily summary: $87.40 spent · 0 leads.
now
Somewhere on X, right now
B
Brenda\'s Bake Shop
@brendasbakes · 4h
𝕏
spent $500 on facebook ads this month and got TWO LEADS 💀💀💀
somebody tell me i\'m not the only one
💬 1.2K🔁 4.8K❤️ 47K📊 1.2M views
There\'s a song about this.
Blues.
a tragedy in 3 verses ♪
6:47AM
f
Meta Ads Manager
Your campaign "My Business Ad" spent $87.40 yesterday · 0 leads
now
f
Facebook
3 people reacted to your post (your mom, your aunt, you)
2m
$
Chase Business
$500.00 ad spend payment processed
4m
“Woke up this mornin', checked my ads again”
f
Meta Ads Manager — Campaign Performance
Campaigns
Ad Sets
Ads

Campaign | Status | Results | Reach | CPM | Cost per result | Amount spent
--- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | ---
My Business Ad ⭐ Boosted Post | Active | 2Leads | 47,392 | $10.64 | $250.00 | $500.00

⚠ Cost per lead is 1,567% above the industry benchmark. Try optimizing your audience or creative.
“Spent $500, ain't got but two leads in”
👥 Ad Set: Audience Targeting
📍 Worldwide

### Targeting Settings

Location Worldwide 🌍
Age 18 – 65+
Gender All
Languages All
Interests— None —
4.2 BILLION
Estimated reach
“Boostin' posts on Facebook, targetin' the whole dang world”

## 🛠 Meta Pixel Helper

v1.18.2
Domain mybusiness.weebly.com
Pixel ID — none —
Status ❌ NO PIXEL DETECTED
Events captured (last 7 days) 0
🚦 PageSpeed Insights — mybusiness.weebly.com
Performance 18
Accessibility 32
Best Practices 25
SEO 24
Last updated 2014
“My pixel ain't installed, and my landing page is old”
I got the small business
Blues.
Conversion Funnel
Impressions 89,103
↓ 99.5% drop · 88,680 lost
Clicks 423
↓ 80% drop · 336 bounced
Landing Page Views 87
↓ 86% drop · 75 left
Form Starts 12
↓ 83% drop · 10 abandoned
Submits 2
“I got the small business blues, my ads just don't convert”
Daily ad spend
$500
▁▂▃▅▆▇█ +400% MoM
🔥
4242 ···· ···· 0000
SMALL BUSINESS LLC
DECLINED · Balance: $4.17
“I got the small business blues, watchin' my ad spend hurt”
SYSTEM STATUS
✕
Tracking
No pixel · No UTMs · No source attribution
✕
Follow-up
0 automated texts · 0 emails · 0 reminders
✕
Hook
"We're the best in town!" — generic copy
✕
Plan
Posting and praying since 2019
“No tracking, no follow-up, no hook, no plan”
I got the
small business
Blues.
Doin' the best I can.
Competitor
B
Best Insurance Co.
Sponsored · ⓘ
Save up to $847/year on health insurance — see if you qualify in 60 seconds 👇
0:15 · UGC
▶ Video
bestinsuranceco.com
Get Your Free Quote
Learn More
Me
M
My Business
Sponsored · ⓘ
Hi! We're the best in town! Call us today! 😊
🤝
© stock photo
SHUTTERSTOCK
📷 Stock photo
linktr.ee/mybusiness
Call (555) 123-4567
Like Page
“My competitor's runnin' video, mine's a stock photo”
📞 Marketing Agency Inc.
Last seen 47 days ago
42 DAYS AGO · 9:14 AM
Hey, any updates on the campaign?
Delivered
30 DAYS AGO · 2:48 PM
Hello?
Delivered
14 DAYS AGO · 6:02 PM
Are you still managing my account??
Delivered
TODAY · 8:11 AM
???
Delivered
$
Chase Business
ACH transfer: $5,000.00 to Marketing Agency Inc. · Processed
48d ago
!
Account Activity
No campaigns launched · No reports received · 0 calls returned
since
👻 GHOSTED
“My agency ghosted me after they cashed the check”
🔒 www.mybusiness.weebly.com/home2_FINAL_v4_USE-THIS.html
★ ★ ★ WELCOME TO MY BUSINESS WEBSITE !!! ★ ★ ★ BEST IN TOWN !!! ★ ★ ★ CALL NOW !!! ★ ★ ★

# WELCOME TO MY BUSINSS!

🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧
We are the best in town. Call us. Or click these buttons. Maybe both!
VISITORS: 001,247
Site built by my nephew Tyler (age 14) ★ © 2007
“My nephew built my website, now it's a total wreck”
LEADS — Q2
• John 555-1234 — call him back??
• Sarah from the gym — lawn care?
• THE GUY FROM SATURDAY — URGENT!!
• Brenda? Brandon? something w/ a B
• Mike, 8675309
• Tall guy at Home Depot — wanted quote
• That referral my brother sent — ?
• 555-???? — left voicemail, who??
$$$
MISSING
Last seen
in the truck
somewhere
(maybe the diner?)
“And my CRM's a notebook that I lost last week”
Meanwhile, at every small business...
📉
Boosted Posts
avg $217 CPL
👻
Ghost Agencies
avg $3,000 lost
📓
Notebook CRM
avg 41% leads forgotten
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